KEBABREPORTERS

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GERMAN police are investigating a chilli sauce to see if it was so spicy it could cause grievous bodily harm when used in an attack at a kebab stall.

Police took a sample of the sauce from the food stand in Bremen’s central train station after a kebab salesman threw it into the eyes of a customer during a fight over napkins.

“Legally, the question of whether the spiciness of the kebab sauce constituted ‘normal’ or grievous bodily harm must be addressed,” local police said.